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By Duncan Macmillan, with Jonny Donahoe.

Starring Shannon Agnew. Directed by David Leidholdt

You’re six years old. Mom’s in the hospital. Dad says she’s “done something stupid.” She finds it hard to be happy, so you start a list of everything that’s brilliant about the world. Everything worth living for: 1. Ice Cream. 2. Kung Fu movies. 3. Burning things. 4. Laughing so hard you shoot milk out your nose. 5. Me. You leave it on her pillow. You know she’s read it because she’s corrected your spelling. Soon, the list takes on a life of its own, highlighting the irrepressible resilience of the human spirit in finding delight in the everyday.

August 2 - August 11

  • Friday, August 2 @ 7:30
  • Saturday, August 3 @ 7:30
  • Sunday, August 4 @ 2:00
  • Wednesday, August 7 @ 2:00 and 7:30
  • Thursday, August 8 @ 7:30
  • Friday, August 9 @ 7:30
  • Saturday, August 10 @ 7:30
  • Sunday, August 11 @ 2:00

In the poorman Cabaret

Cabaret Seating Chart

Ryan Main Stage & Poorman Cabaret ticket prices are as follows:

  • General Admission:
    Adults: $26.00
    Students (13 < College): $17.50
    Youth (12 & Under): $12.00
    Seniors (65+): $22.00
    Veteran/Military: $22.00

All seats are discounted 10% for the Wednesday Evening and Sunday Matinee performances in the Ryan Main Stage.  There are a limited number of seats that are discounted 10% for other Ryan Main Stage performances.

Take advantage of our optional Sunday Brunch, exclusively for the Sunday Matinee performances!

For only an additional $16 per person, enjoy a lovely buffet brunch from Haywoods On The Green that includes drink specials on Bloody Mary’s and Mimosas from the Stage Right Bar! (for those 21 and over).

Brunch is served at 1:00pm in the Courtyard! 

Must reserve in advanced!