Dec. 13-15The Perfect Gift

Dec. 13-15

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SEXY LAUNDRY

by Michele Rimi

After fifteen years of marriage, the emergence of love handles and receding hairlines, Alice and Henry have hit a physical plateau. With a copy of “Sex for Dummies” in hand, Alice convinces Henry into a weekend of alone time in the hopes of seducing him and unearthing her inner vixen. Henry, however, wants to keep things the way they are — comfortable and easy. Exploring every fantasy from leather to lace, Alice and Henry portray every couple’s desire to grow together but maintain individuality.

Directed by Morgan Sills

June 14 - June 23

  • Friday, June 14 @ 7:30
  • Saturday, June 15 @ 7:30
  • Sunday, June 16 @ 2:00
  • Wednesday, June 19 @ 2:00 & 7:30
  • Thursday, June 20 @ 7:30
  • Friday, June 21 @ 7:30
  • Saturday, June 22 @ 7:30
  • Sunday, June 23 @ 2:00

In the poorman Cabaret

Cabaret Seating Chart

Ryan Main Stage & Poorman Cabaret ticket prices are as follows:

  • General Admission:
    Adults: $26.00
    Students (13 < College): $17.50
    Youth (12 & Under): $12.00
 
  • NEW DISCOUNTS THIS YEAR:
    Seniors (65+): $22.00
    Veteran/Military: $22.00

All seats are discounted 10% for the Wednesday Evening and Sunday Matinee performances in the Ryan Main Stage.  There are a limited number of seats that are discounted 10% for other Ryan Main Stage performances.


Take advantage of our optional Sunday Brunch, exclusively for the Sunday Matinee performances!


For only an additional $16 per person, enjoy a lovely buffet brunch from Haywoods On The Green that includes drink specials on Bloody Mary’s and Mimosas from the Stage Right Bar! (for those 21 and over).


Brunch is served at 1:00pm in the Courtyard! 

Must reserve in advanced!